THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BARONSTU.PID

The3arguidos site - Booze-crazed, hate-filled women posting the most vile and insane accusations imaginable to one another obsessively, page after page, for an entire weekend/week/year till their booze and drugs run out and wear off. What the fuck is that? It's the best of something (with wings), that's for damned sure.

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BALD TONY (baronstu.pid) at the3arguidos.net

POUNCING, ANNOUNCING, FLOUNCING– THAT’S IT, I’M LEAVING

I don't really know why I post here, there and everywhere, except that some people (you know who you are) (quite a few actually) (I can't say how many but it's a pretty impressive exponential number) hang on my every word about almost nothing. I don't need this plethora of places. I'm better than this. I have another life. Other lives. Vague but very important other lives where great big shiny, spherical things are going on right this moment. I never really needed to be here anyway. I was on my way elsewhere but got bad directions and stopped here for something, a drink, food, what is it they serve? Oh yes, venom, arsenic and hemlock. Any way is better than this way. This place sucks so much more than it used to suck, which was a lot. I know I've said and done some crazy, crappy things in my time, but I think you'll agree that your crazy, crappy things were of a much lower quality than mine and completely unjustified (not that it matters and I hesitate to even mention it, but I do because I can't stop watching my words, MY WORDS, appear on this screen and I know perfectly well that you're reading them and that means I'm putting data right into your head and how cool is that, huh?). Better than subliminal messaging, better than talking to the crop circles, yes, oh yes.

That's it. It's been wonderful except the part where you all bleat and suck all the time, like the sheeples you are. Don't try to stop me from departing. I'm never coming back, Adios, Auf Wiedersehen, Arrivederci. Whether I grace you with my presence or not, I WILL ALWAYS DEMAND and REAP a festschrift of responses.

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Edited to excise all the expletives, which have been replaced by more apt descriptions.