I AM A RABBIT, I AM A RABBIT

This is the Gonçalinho Law. This is the litmus test to say who would be the best cop on the planet. The finalists were the FBI, Scotland Yard and the Portuguese Judicial Police. The test consisted of the following: a rabbit would be released in the forest. Each police force, employing their best methods and personnel, would have to strategise and bringing it back. Whoever did it in the shortest time would be the winner.

The rabbit was released. The FBI was called to try first. Using satellite photos, review of X of the place, a gigantic siege fell upon the forest, with ten helicopters and one hundred agents armed with cruise missiles, the rabbit was caught in 16 hours and 14 minutes. The rabbit was released again and Scotland Yard was called this time. Using analysts of behavior, psychologists, plus a battalion anti-terrorist bombs with night vision goggles, armed with a snare, a decoy rabbit using a false Irish passport and carrot with a narcotic, they captured the rabbit in 14 hours, which attracted reactions of astonishment.

Once again the rabbit was released and the last show was conducted by the valuable Portuguese Judicial Police Service. They departed in the Renault 19, model 1986, laden down with beer and bagels for the journey. The vehicle was covered in sludge and dried mud, had 4 bald tyres and a piece of wire to tie the boot (the closing of the bonnet failed in 1989), with 3 players with more than half a body hanging out of the windows, knocking on trees, and stapling questionnaires containing 600 multiple choice questions with 38 revolvers in one hand and satellite images of Sagres on the other, at high speed, within the forest. They returned triumpant in 20 minutes, leaving the judges, the FBI and Scotland Yard outraged. The Officers opened the door of the heap and there was a porcupine, shivering, full of bruises, and battered, which screamed: "I AM A RABBIT! I AM A RABBIT.