WARNING - THIS IS NOT A PLEASANT SIGHT

VERY SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION

This is a pirated copy of a document, which was pinched (or spanked) from the worldwideweb which was written by somebody at sometime in the past or future.

It has been bought to my attention that private email messages are being sent to members from certain members. The context of these messages is that they are saying that other members are pretending to be anti green tea but they are actually secret drinkers. Also the messages imply that the person they are sent to is doing a good job of impersonating being tea total, when in fact they drink copious amounts of green tea in the closet. Should any member receive any intimidating messages of this nature please forward them to the relevant authorities who will meter out the appropriate treatment, which may include aversion therapy or torture.

Edited to Add. Also, these messages are also mentioning other members that are saying they are tea total, BUT they are really secret drinkers in the closet pretending to be tea total. And there are strict green tea abstainers who are being quite wrongly named and shamed to be green tea tasters and, heaven forbid, regular consumers of green tea.

MY EARS ARE BURNING. FORGIVE ME FOR HIJACKING ALL THE MIRROR SOCK PUPPETS. FORGIVE ME, FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO, NOR WHAT I’VE PLUNDERED

NBRADO